The Dove Legacy 1.1

The Dove Legacy is a Random Legacy Challenge with a Greek/Alphabetic naming theme.

In our last installment, Aphrodite tried and failed miserably to find herself a man, and dealt with having no money.

True to her namesake, since meeting a few guys at the park the day before, Aphrodite’s been getting calls left and right.

Aphrodite: The ugly blond one asked me out.

Cool, you get a free meal!

Aphrodite: Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t touch whatever-the-hell-his-name-is with a ten foot pole.

You’re named after the goddess of love. Aren’t you supposed to be totally digging this?

Aphrodite: I’m named after the goddess of love, not the goddess of fugly.

After eating a bowl of burnt mac ‘n cheese, she decides to head out to the arcade, because, you know, all of the rich men are there.

And a creepy old guy proceeds to stalk her the entire time she’s there.

Aphrodite: What am I, flypaper for freaks? ><

Even though she had rotten luck there the day before, Aphrodite decides to try the park again…

…and meets Morty Roth.

Uh, Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: what?

You do realize that he’s married, right?

Aphrodite: Like I care.

 

Okay, I guess him talking about money and gold is a good sign.

Hook, line, and sinker!

Okay, I guess you’re right. Who cares if he’s married?

Later on they end up going on a date.

And they had a grand old time until my game crashed ><

Aphrodite wasn’t too pleased about her entire date with Morty exploding into nothing, so when she got home she decided to invite him over for a Jello feast.

Aphrodite: I call a toast to me destroying your marriage and using you as a live-in sperm donor!

Morty: What was that?

Aphrodite: Erm, I love you?

Well, he seems to be buying it…

Do you even actually like this guy?

Aphrodite: He’s cute AND he has money; I LOVE him!

The next day Aphrodite convinces him to move into her shack, and he adds a whopping 5,504 simoleons to the house. So much for having money. Either way, she was pleased.

With that money, they bought a TV, a radio, and a double bed.

And to make sure that everything follows the rules, Morty quits his job to become a writer. Sucketh.

Morty: I’ve never even written a paper in my life, let alone a book! What is this crap?

Again, sucketh.

Later that day, Morty’s wife showed up, and Aphrodite blissfully watched as a fight broke out between her. She’s very proud of herself.

I think it’s safe to say that things are over between them.

After that little escapade, Morty got a bit of a makeover. He looks good with long hair!

And then the real fun began.

Aphrodite: Considering my namesake, this is gonna be the best sex of your life.

Aphrodite: Did you just hear a lullaby?

And then they got engaged. Aphrodite is pleased.

Morty decided that now was a good time to fix his computer, and well…THIS happened.

Aphrodite can obviously care less, as she was nowhere to be found.

Aphrodite: Hey, he didn’t die, did he?

*Sigh*

To conclude this post, they got married in the living room since they couldn’t afford a real wedding. Yay!

Anyway, that’s all for now. See you guys Wednesday!

The Dove Legacy 1.0

Welcome to the first installment of The Dove Legacy! This is a Random Legacy, with a Greek mythology/alphabetical naming theme.

First on the agenda; meet our founder, Aphrodite.

ALL of her traits were randomized. She’s a family sim (I was hoping for romance, for obvious reasons, but oh well), and her zodiac sign is Scorpio (4/4/9/3/5). Her turn-ons are hats and werewolves, and her turn off is athletic. Fierce, ain’t she? ;P

Now for the fun part; generation requirements. All of these were randomized, per the legacy rules.

Marital Structure: Couple You must obtain a spouse or unmarried partner.

Number of Children: Five (DAMN)

Career: Florist (DOUBLE DAMN ><)  Make your money though the That Smells Great! Floral Workstation

Secondary Income: Writer (not too bad) Write your own novels through the computer and make money through royalty.

Generation Goal: Perfect Children (FML) All sim children must age up perfectly each ageing stage. Must learn all the toddler skills of talking, walking and pooping on the potty. This means you will be allowed to chose his/her aspirations and turn ons/offs.
Each child and toddler must have reached skill 5 from each skills on the toddler and child toys. Peg box toy, xylophone, toy oven and play table. Children and teenagers must be successfully enrolled at the Private school. Teenagers must reach top of career level and maintain an A- at least.

Miscellaneous Fun: Fashion Diva Your Sim likes to keep up with the latest trends. They must Plan Outfit and change at least ONE of their outfits at least once a Sim week (Sunday AM to Saturday PM)

Here’s Aphrodite’s humble abode. The lot cost half of the money she had, so I was only able to build her a small house with minimal furniture and a florist bench. Miss Dite needs to work her namesake and get a man in the house (who hopefully has a fair amount of cash) so that we can officially start this legacy.

The man hunt begins.

Off to the park!

Aphrodite decides to dance horribly in the center of the park in order to attract a mate. I don’t think it’s working.

Surprisingly enough, Mr McGregor seems to find her dancing pretty attractive…and it looks like Dite is digging the skirt. Too bad he’s a premade, so there’s not much she can do with him.

Hey, where are you going?

Dite: Home. There’s no worthy men here.

But you’ve only been at the park for 10 minutes!

Hey, what about that guy?

Dite: Ew.

Aw, come on! At least talk to the guy.

Well, he seems to think you’re quite the catch.

Dite: *Backing away*

A fast food shift manger…?

Dite: Yeah, I’m out of here.

Okay. Maybe you were right about that one.

After that failure, she ends up going back to the house to use what little simoleons she has left to make some bouquets.

Luckily Mr.Humble showed up and dropped off a computer. Now she can maybe write a book on how much it sucks to have 17 simoleons to your name.

Aphrodite manages to open her home business! Unfortunately she has to put her inventory on the ground since she couldn’t afford shelves, but hopefully that will change soon.

Well, she sold all three daisy bouquets, and make a whopping 152 simoleons.

Dite: Why can’t I just get a regular job?

Why won’t you shut up?

Anyway, that’s it for the first installment of The Dove Legacy. Things are running a little slow right now, but things will pick up soon. Thanks for reading!