The Dove Legacy is a Random Legacy Challenge with a Greek/Alphabetic naming theme.
In our last installment, Aphrodite tried and failed miserably to find herself a man, and dealt with having no money.
True to her namesake, since meeting a few guys at the park the day before, Aphrodite’s been getting calls left and right.
Aphrodite: The ugly blond one asked me out.
Cool, you get a free meal!
Aphrodite: Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t touch whatever-the-hell-his-name-is with a ten foot pole.
You’re named after the goddess of love. Aren’t you supposed to be totally digging this?
Aphrodite: I’m named after the goddess of love, not the goddess of fugly.
After eating a bowl of burnt mac ‘n cheese, she decides to head out to the arcade, because, you know, all of the rich men are there.
And a creepy old guy proceeds to stalk her the entire time she’s there.
Aphrodite: What am I, flypaper for freaks? ><
Even though she had rotten luck there the day before, Aphrodite decides to try the park again…
…and meets Morty Roth.
Uh, Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: what?
You do realize that he’s married, right?
Aphrodite: Like I care.
Okay, I guess him talking about money and gold is a good sign.
Hook, line, and sinker!
Okay, I guess you’re right. Who cares if he’s married?
Later on they end up going on a date.
And they had a grand old time until my game crashed ><
Aphrodite wasn’t too pleased about her entire date with Morty exploding into nothing, so when she got home she decided to invite him over for a Jello feast.
Aphrodite: I call a toast to me destroying your marriage and using you as a live-in sperm donor!
Morty: What was that?
Aphrodite: Erm, I love you?
Well, he seems to be buying it…
Do you even actually like this guy?
Aphrodite: He’s cute AND he has money; I LOVE him!
The next day Aphrodite convinces him to move into her shack, and he adds a whopping 5,504 simoleons to the house. So much for having money. Either way, she was pleased.
With that money, they bought a TV, a radio, and a double bed.
And to make sure that everything follows the rules, Morty quits his job to become a writer. Sucketh.
Morty: I’ve never even written a paper in my life, let alone a book! What is this crap?
Again, sucketh.
Later that day, Morty’s wife showed up, and Aphrodite blissfully watched as a fight broke out between her. She’s very proud of herself.
I think it’s safe to say that things are over between them.
After that little escapade, Morty got a bit of a makeover. He looks good with long hair!
And then the real fun began.
Aphrodite: Considering my namesake, this is gonna be the best sex of your life.
Aphrodite: Did you just hear a lullaby?
And then they got engaged. Aphrodite is pleased.
Morty decided that now was a good time to fix his computer, and well…THIS happened.
Aphrodite can obviously care less, as she was nowhere to be found.
Aphrodite: Hey, he didn’t die, did he?
*Sigh*
To conclude this post, they got married in the living room since they couldn’t afford a real wedding. Yay!
Anyway, that’s all for now. See you guys Wednesday!
The Dove Legacy 